Site Meter New Orleans, LA » humor

humor

Cribs: Special Katrina Edition

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007

This is a completely irreverent, completely hilarious parody of MTV cribs. Join the world’s greatest MC, mav-rick jae robokopp, in his crib in St Bernard. You can only get humor like this from the parish!

With sound bits like, “I’ve been living here for 45 years and I’m only 35 years old. What does that tell you?” The scene with the tasty bits in the fridge is guaranteed to amuse and disgust.

This is the height of bad taste and sick humor. Excuse, I’m going to go now and watch some more goatworthy videos.

Click on the video images at the bottom right to see more New Orleans videos. I’ll be changing them on a semi-regular basis. If you know of some good ones that you would like me to link to, leave me a note and I will.

Take care,

LewisC

, ,

Immigrants testify on exploitation in New Orleans

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

I couldn’t resist commenting on this news. From Workers World (tag line: Workers and Oppressed Peoples of the world unite!), comes the headline: Immigrants testify on exploitation in New Orleans. Excuse me, I have to snicker.

Ok. I’m back.

I agree that the government should have done more than it did. I agree that it is a tragedy that after two years New Orleans is in the state that it is in.

But, oppressed? Come on. Exploited? Please. Let’s get the ACLU and the NAACP and the Rev Sharpton to cry me a river.

Later, after he got out of the situation, Dennis stood on the corner at a Home Depot looking for work. Managers from the store called the police on the workers and armed police arrived in five patrol cars. The workers were not only arrested, Dennis described, but police stole $200 from him. In jail, he said, the Latin@ workers were terrified.

This article boggles the mind. Some dipstick head’s to New Orleans from a foreign country expecting to gouge the locals as day laborers. And we should feel sorry for him because he did not get what he was promised?

The recruiter promised the workers a good home, with a swimming pool, a television and telephone service. “But when I arrived,” Daniel said, “the reality was totally different.”

Duh! Ya think? A large portion of the local population was living in freaking fema trailers and you expect to have a good home and a swimming pool? Who’s exploiting whom?

The ruling class has successfully managed to drive down living conditions for the most oppressed workers in a way that can make heads spin. In addition, in every single facet of life, the community of New Orleans and all the Gulf Coast is being brutally and inhumanely hit. The horror the world saw in August of 2005 continues today in the wake of “Hurricane U.S. government.”

OH MY GOD. My mom and the rest of my family must be part of the oppressed. The man is keeping them down.

Ack. I need to stay away from rags like this.

, ,

Anne Rice is selling her house

Wednesday, September 12th, 2007

From KATC, Acadiana’s News Channel, Anne Rice’s New Orleans house for sale. Anne’s massive, 9000 square foot mansion in the Garden District is up for sale. The house is going for a very reasonable, $4.5 million.

Best Quote: According to the mortgage calculator on a real estate web site, if you put $500,000 down on the house and got a 30-year mortgage at 6.63 percent, your monthly payment _ principle and interest only _ would be $25,940.21.

Sweet!

Below is an unrelated but fairly amusing interview from her pre-Christian days. Skip to 19:00 into the video to see Anne.

, , , ,

Video: The Sinking Of New Orleans

Sunday, September 2nd, 2007

By Bobby Volare:

Video thumbnail. Click to play
Click To Play

, ,

Photo Of The Week: French Quarter, Dec 25, 2005

Sunday, September 2nd, 2007

Taking the lead from several of my co-bloggers here at 451Press, I have decided to start a Photo of the Week. The others do a photo of the day but I think I will reserve Sunday as my photo day. If I get several good ones in one week, I may also post a photo on Saturday.

FrenchQuarterStoreDoll20051225

French Quarter, Window of a store, Christmas Day 2005
Photographer: Gina Cunningham

To submit a photo, send me an e-mail at lewis.cunningham@451press.net with the subject line of New Orleans Photo. In the e-mail attach your photo. Include your name, date of the photo (just month and year is necessary), website you want me to link to, and a description of the photo.

By emailing me the photo, you are explicitly declaring that you are the copyright holder of the photo and that you are giving me permission to post the photo.

I can hot link to your site, or upload the image and link from this site. Tell me your preference.

Thanks,

LewisC

, ,

About New Orleans, LA

New Orleans, LA is the home of Jazz, amazing food, Mardi Gras, more festivals than you can imagine and a community of great people. Lewis is a native of New Orleans and connects with locals and visitors by sharing his views and trading comments on the blog. Lewis writes about those things that interest him and his readers including current events, the impacts of Hurricane Katrina, and even a little bit of history.

New Orleans, LA Author(s)

Blogging Flair

LewisC's Random Thought of the day



Lewis Cunningham Check out my lens


American Cities Channel Posts

  • Sports Wrap Up and Coming Up
    Wrap Up of results from September 1-7, 2008 D.C. United (MLS) 9/3 vs. Charleston Battery Won 2-1 9/6 @ San Jose Earthquakes Lost 1-2 Washington Mystics 9/2 vs. Indiana Lost 68-79 9/6 vs. Detroit [...]
  • About That Wrestlin' Gig ...
    Okay … I was to be at the OCW wrestling gig as my other persona, The Rock Relic … yep, the boss said he’d put me out there in the open to give some good smack to the crowd … [...]
  • Bored in P-ville, RR or North Austin this weekend?
    Interested in Historical Recreation? Wells Branch MUD, and The Society for Creative Anachronism Brings You: "RENAISSANCE DAY IN THE PARK" [...]
  • Serendipity Haven Fantasy Festival
    If you've missed the old Excalibur Faire in Smithville, a new Faire is opening this weekend on the same grounds. I know I've missed Excalibur! If you make it out there please let us know how it [...]
  • Little Beirut
    I don't think I am going out on a limb by saying that Portland is a rather liberal town. When Barack Obama was here last time, he drew a massive crowd of nearly 75,000, so yeah, I think it is safe [...]
  • Lincoln Cottage Program on C-SPAN Tomorrow
    Tomorrow (September 6, 2008) at 8pm there will be the first showing of a 2 hour program on C-SPAN about the Lincoln Cottage, which opened to the public back in February. The program includes [...]
  • Capital Confectioners September Newsletter
    Greetings Cakesters,We'd like to start off this month's Newsletter by thanking our demonstrators, vendors, volunteers and attendees for making our annual DOS our biggest and best ever. The Two Sweet [...]
  • Seattle Weekend Edition for 9/6/08
    I don't know about you, but the state fair always takes me back to my childhood. The 4-H club, home made pies, junk food, hay rides, circus rides and a tummy ache from eating too much candy. Ahh, [...]
  • Rockin' and Wrestlin'
    Well, it's about that time ... In just a few, I've -- er, The Rock Relic's -- gotta head back up to the tall timbers of Kentucky for an appearance at the Ohio Championship Wrestling show. [...]
  • Does Underground make you wonder about Albuquerque Arts?
    AH hah, these folks think underground is the source of magical secrets...if you do too, start digging. You are receiving this email from albuquerqueARTS magazine because you subscribed on [...]

Hot Off The Press

  • The road to Tucson
    I was alone in D.C. with just my luggage, a Turkish exchange student whose visa was about to run out. I'd just completed a leadership program in New York City and needed to get to Tucson for [...]
  • Lindsay and Sam do the VMAs...
    ... and she looked stunning, as usual! From the front rows of the New York's Byrant park fashion shows, to the red carpet fun at MtV's Video Music awards, we can always count on Lindsay to make a [...]
  • Season Three Begins!
    All new shows, starting Monday, September 8th! Hurray! Here's what we have to look forward too this week! Monday Rachael vs. Simon: Our Idol Set Crash We're kicking off Season 3 in a very [...]
  • Sports Wrap Up and Coming Up
    Wrap Up of results from September 1-7, 2008 D.C. United (MLS) 9/3 vs. Charleston Battery Won 2-1 9/6 @ San Jose Earthquakes Lost 1-2 Washington Mystics 9/2 vs. Indiana Lost 68-79 9/6 vs. Detroit [...]
  • Is God for Real?
    By: Seeker If you’ve patiently read through earlier posts in The Birth of Religion, What is Religion? and http://www.spiritualityguide.com/original-scripture-or-hoax-part-one/ you may be wondering [...]
  • Pimlott's two goals lead team in first game
    The Central Michigan University men's club soccer team started its season with a 6-1 home win against Eastern Michigan on Saturday. "We needed this win to start this year," said freshman Ryan [...]
  • About That Wrestlin' Gig ...
    Okay … I was to be at the OCW wrestling gig as my other persona, The Rock Relic … yep, the boss said he’d put me out there in the open to give some good smack to the crowd … [...]
  • A Book by Any Other Name - South
    Welcome to this week’s A Book By Any Other Name! The game works like this: Each week I will choose a word and offer a few titles that I’ve come up with containing that word in the title. Then [...]
  • When a Memory Becomes a Scar
    I haven't talked much about a couple of things here that are central to my life and possibly you can relate.  One of those is my weight.  I'm big.  I'm 200 pounds big.  I have [...]
  • Win an Autographed Ouran High Wall Scroll
    To celebrate the upcoming release of Ouran High in the US, I decided to buy an Ouran High wall scroll. On my way to the Walk of Fame to get it autographed I had an idea. I stopped by the dealers [...]